Rollercoaster Rides

There is a reason I never liked rollercoasters when I was younger. Honestly, I'm still not a huge fan.

The whole experience goes a little like this: 

"This is kinda exciting. What's coming up ahead? This is fun. Never mind, now this is getting a little intense. This is scary. Holy shit. What the hell did I get myself into??? Oh my gosh I hate my life! This is terrifying! Oh whew, that's done. Now it's steady going. Holy fuck! No it's not! What is this??? Why is there a loop? Why am I upside down?? Why am I going up again? Oh gosh, please don't drop me again. I said not again! Get me off of here! Kill me now. I can't handle this. Is it over yet??? Oh thank goodness, it's over. It's stopping. I can get off."

And once you're off, you will either be puking in a trash can or riding an adrenaline high. If you're not the one puking in the trash, you get to go enjoy the rest of the amusement park and play happily off into the night. If you are the one puking.... Well, just be glad it's over. Worth it?

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