The Selfie

I love Instagram. I think it is great and fascinating. It's a fun way to chronicle my life in pictures and to follow my friends' adventures. But the selfie craze needs to be taken down a notch. If you are posting multiple selfies per day, none of which are actually cute, take a step away from your phone and lay off! A selfie every few days is great. Your makeup/hair/outfit is on point today? Great, post a selfie! But mainly, I just want to scroll through my feed and see funny pictures and cats. Do NOT waste my feed with a hideous selfie in the morning, on your lunch break, bored at work, hanging out after work, night time, and all the other stupid selfie ideas you come up with. IT IS UNNECESSARY.

Gym Thoughts

So I've recently joined a gym. I've been going for about a month now and this is a compilation of some thoughts I have had while there.

K

"K" is probably the most powerful and possibly dangerous text to receive from a woman.

Rollercoaster Rides

There is a reason I never liked rollercoasters when I was younger. Honestly, I'm still not a huge fan.

It's no surprise, but it's still shocking

Tonight consisted of a total and complete emotional breakdown in the car. Because while driving is absolutely the most appropriate time to start uncontrollably crying. Right?

The Drunk Text

 

 The drunk text is only one small step above the drunk dial. Both have a very high potential to end up incredibly embarrassing, inappropriate, and downright shameful when you read them back in the morning.

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

That is how I would describe my Saturday night. I was essentially tricked and then forced to spend nearly 3 hours with a person that is tied for second place on my list of people I actually hate. And there are only 3 people on that list so you have to be pretty special (aka obnoxious) to make that list.